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Classroom Chuckles: 15 Jokes to Make Your Day
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Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.
What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil? Stop going in circles and get to the point!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
Why did the student bring a ladder to school? To reach the high grades!
Why did the cookie go to school? To become a smart cookie!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright!
Why was the geometry book always unhappy? Because it couldn’t find any congruent friends.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
